Go ahead, look in her sock drawer

This is a smart idea. Standing here getting dressed, looks like I’m down to my “time to do laundry” warning socks. I really should separate out summer stuff from winter stuff in the dresser. Don’t really have room. Hey, it’s been a while since I opened her drawers, all down the right side. You know what would be a great idea? doing that. Go ahead, open her sock drawer and take a look. That would be super smart.

Yes, they’re all right there still.

…

…she’s gone. FOREVER. She will never wear them again.

And of course you’re crying now you idiot, what the fuck did you think was going to happen?